Obama State of the Union Drinking Game

This is from Huffington Post of all places, I heard it on the Hugh Hewitt show last night and couldn't stop laughing. I will tape the speech (I'm going to an event tonight) and play it over the weekend. Probably on either friday or saturday night because I will no doubt have a hangover. Here is the game...

NOTE: The Huffington Post in no way encourages binge drinking. This is the comedy section. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.
(I'm still going to do it

Event Instructions
Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear,
change isn't easy, make no mistake."
He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots

Obama yells back Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking
before the speech is over Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all
that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross