Were teabaggers, they're brownbaggers

from the moment I heard the term "teabagger" (I actually believe I first heard it at the tax day tea party at the capitol) I said oh shit because unlike the middle-aged people who came up with it I knew that word had an, ahem, alternate definition. I tried to explain it but couldn't think of doing it cleanly to a bunch of soccer moms and hardworking dads so I just prayed it wouldn't catch on. Those prayers went unanswered (obviously) but now the idiots on the left have their own term to describe themselves, brownbaggers. Huh??? Well the article below explains...

http://readersupportednews.org/opinion/75-politics/960-teabaggers-meet-the-brownbaggers

On the heels of the lightly attended over-hyped "Tea Party Convention" in Nashville, progressives are preparing to respond with a movement of their own. The "Brownbaggers" will be showing up in front of Congressional offices to demand "healthcare not warfare."

According to a press release from AfterDowningStreet.org: "On February 17th, Progressive Democrats of America (PDA) will be joined by CODEPINK, AfterDowningStreet, Democrats.com, the California Nurses Assn./National Nurses United, and United for Peace and Justice in holding brownbag vigils outside (or inside) at least 36 Congress members' offices.

Brownbaggers are demanding commitments to vote against more money for war. Slogans on their posters include: "Healthcare NOT Warfare," "Corporations out of Politics," "Bailout Main Street not Wall Street" and "Brownbaggers not Teabaggers."

PDA Executive Director Tim Carpenter said, "We have to choose between jobs and wars. The American people are on one side, but our so-called representatives in Congress are on the other. The Supreme Court is busy increasing corporate control of our elected officials. We need to be busy enforcing the people's control before it is too late."

Carpenter was, of course, referring to the recent Supreme Court decision that allows corporations to pour unlimited resources into elections. The decision has caused a firestorm in political circles. For the first time corporations are getting constitutional protections previously reserved for individuals. The result further solidifies corporate control of the political process.

While many on the right, including Teabaggers, are alarmed by the decision, the Supreme Court's right-wing justices made the move following pressure from conservatives who have always represented corporate interests. While many on the left are calling for action to reverse the decision, the Brownbaggers may be the first step towards building a movement that counters the right-wing's successful campaign to change the political dialogue in the country.

Following the election of Barack Obama, many progressives were driven into a false sense of security. They felt that the country had moved left of center, and they could sit back and watch the Obama administration deliver on their agenda.

The problem was they miscalculated how strong the backlash against Obama would be. Last August the Teabaggers surfaced and changed the debate around health care. The Teabaggers, emboldened by their success in garnering national attention, expanded their efforts and increased their focus. Many would say they have not had the impact that the media has given them credit for, but the fact remains that they have impacted the political dialogue.

With every movement there is always a counter-movement. It remains to be seen whether the Brownbaggers can push the pendulum back in the other direction, but clearly the time for a response is long overdue.

Learn more about Brown Bag Lunch Vigils here: http://tinyurl.com/brownbagvigil

Now it seems innocent enough, until you reach definition #5 on UrbanDictionary.com I will not put it up here because its too much for this blog even but here are some of the other six definitions that are slightly more family friendly (and if you thought the term teabagger was bad, just wait, frankly I hope the brownbagger thing catches on)

Another term for butterface (woman who has a hot bod but ugly face) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to we give women for allowing them to vote.

Someone drinking liquor from a bottle in a brown paper bag. Usually in the street in the unposh parts of town.
(Sounds like the voting base for Democrats)

here's another appropriate one considering this is what Democrats like to do, metaphorically, to society
A person who goes to restraunts or other people's houses to have diarrea. This is a frequent occurance, and often without exchange of pleasentries.

And my second favorite one, outside of #5 (like I said, to disgusting even for this blog, which is REALLY saying something)
a white woman who likes licking the cream off the balls of black men for lunch.

I pray that this term catches on, because were going to be able to have a lot of fun with it if it does. I am not above exploiting this to the extreme