Government worker dies... no one notices...

Normally I would expect to find such a story in The Onion, not an actual online magazine.

It's the nightmare of every employee who feels undervalued and isolated at work: you could die at your desk and no one would ever notice. This actually happened to a 51-year-old employee of Los Angeles County: she passed away at her desk sometime on Friday, and wasn't discovered until a security guard found her on Saturday. She had last been seen alive at 9 AM on Friday.

The cause of death is still unknown, but investigators suspect natural causes.



Can't. Make. It. Up.

The best comment I saw was "She was twice as productive as usual that day" I laughed hard. And if you don't you have your head up your ass.