Monday, June 13, 2005

wonderful news!!!!

I have an anti-blog now. Of course these unoriginal libs copied what I "patented" with ih8liberals, they have ih8conservatives, wow way to think guys! Here's a Q&A
Q: What is conservatism?
A: Conservatism is the domination of society by an aristocracy.
Q: What is wrong with conservatism?
A: Conservatism is incompatible with democracy, prosperity, and civilization in general. It is a destructive system of inequality and prejudice that is founded on deception and has no place in the modern world.
hmmm... let me try one of my own
Q: what is liberalism?
A: Liberalism is a person who has become so open-minded that their brains have fallen out; also see mental disorder
Q: What is wrong with liberalism?
A: Where to begin, it creates a welfare state where citizens rely only on the government and don't want to be a part of a free market, it always expects the best from citizens, espically those who have raped, killed, and tortured other human beings, and finally at this point it is borderline socialist and we all know how well socialism works; see Soviet Union (oh right you can't they broke up).
This should be fun everyone

7 comments:

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Ben, please stop, you're looking daft dude, your clumsy language and poor crasp of facts is embarrassing in comp to Cranky Yankee.

There is no such thing as so open minded Ben, it's called being a good person. Your prejudice is upsetting in its depth and ignorance.

Soviet Union was communist Ben, not socialist, that's the partys that run most of Europe very well indeed.

Ben said...

yea tell me how's your unemployment rate, isn't it +10% throughout the entire country, oh and how's socialized medicine working out for you, people waiting 6 months for an MRI, your doing a bangup job with that one, and the welfare state. The lazy french rioted when their govt tried to empose a 36-37 hour work week, we here in the US work 40 at minimum. Plus our unemployment is at 5.6%, were a hell of a lot better off than secular europe.

Ben said...

when I said country I meant continent, but you guys are trying (and failing I might add) to making Europe one big country, our Union only fell apart for about 15-20 years then was put back together, you guys' idea collapsed before it even got started.

The Zombieslayer said...

America is one of the oldest democracies in the world. It has been a democracy since 1776, which is something most European nations can't say.

True, we have our faults, but I'd much rather live in America than any European country.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Ben I don't know where to satart with your factual inaccuracies.

*deep breath* No unemployemnt in the UK is at 4.7% and much the same across the EU. We have a National Health Service were medical treatment is free YES FREE! and the 6 month MRI scan is a lie, sorry.

We also have a great system where if you're unemployed instead of traking a crappy service industry job you get money and support to retrain and start again.HURRAH!

And they didn't riot, they just said no, which I think is a damn good idea. Life is not about work but about quality of existence.

The Zombieslayer said...

Paul - I wasn't implying that we're the best. Just that we're one of the oldest democracies that has stayed a democracy. And yes, that is something to be proud of.

And the reason I like living in America rather than anywhere in Europe may surprise you. I am an environmentalist, and I enjoy this concept called "open space," something Europeans could never understand because they destroyed theirs.

The Zombieslayer said...

Paul - I never implied superior. You're reading superiority into pride. You can be proud of something without having a superiority complex about it, can you not?

As for open space, besides Russia, where can you walk for miles and miles in a straight line in any direction and not hit roads? Europe's open space is nothing compared to what we have. And would you rather swim in European rivers or American? I've whitewater rafted in many American rivers and there wouldn't be too many in Europe I'd do the same in.