Thursday, August 05, 2010

This is where we are headed with a big government people...

At first I kind of laughed at this story, then I felt sad for the kid, and finally I got furious because lets face it, this is America (for now at least) and shit like this SHOULDN'T HAPPEN HERE BUT IT DOES. In Portland, Oregon health insepectors shut down a 7 year olds lemonade stand. Man if some health inspector tried to do that to me or my kid I would have told him to take his badge and shove it up his ass. And if he didn't leave my property I would have gladly done it for him. Good God what has happened to this great country where a kid can't open up a lemonade stand without a small business license (that costs $120). Here's the infuriating and insane story because I need to go punch a wall now...

It's hardly unusual to hear small-business owners gripe about licensing requirements or complain that heavy-handed regulations are driving them into the red. So when Multnomah County shut down an enterprise last week for operating without a license, you might just sigh and say, there they go again.
Except this entrepreneur was a 7-year-old named Julie Murphy. Her business was a lemonade stand at the Last Thursday monthly art fair in Northeast Portland. The government regulation she violated? Failing to get a $120 temporary restaurant license. Turns out that kids' lemonade stands -- those constants of summertime -- are supposed to get a permit in Oregon, particularly at big events that happen to be patrolled regularly by county health inspectors. "I understand the reason behind what they're doing and it's a neighborhood event, and they're trying to generate revenue," said Jon Kawaguchi, environmental health supervisor for the Multnomah County Health Department. "But we still need to put the public's health first." Julie had become enamored of the idea of having a stand after watching an episode of cartoon pig Olivia running one, said her mother, Maria Fife. The two live in Oregon City, but Fife knew her daughter would get few customers if she set up her stand at home. Plus, Fife had just attended Last Thursday along Portland's Northeast Alberta Street for the first time and loved the friendly feel and the diversity of the grass-roots event. She put the two things together and promised to take her daughter in July. The girl worked on a sign, coloring in the letters and decorating it with a drawing of a person saying "Yummy." She made a list of supplies. Then, with gallons of bottled water and packets of Kool-Aid, they drove up last Thursday with a friend and her daughter. They loaded a wheelbarrow that Julie steered to the corner of Northeast 26th and Alberta and settled into a space between a painter and a couple who sold handmade bags and kids' clothing. Even before her daughter had finished making the first batch of lemonade, a man walked up to buy a 50-cent cup. "They wanted to support a little 7-year-old to earn a little extra summer loot," she said. "People know what's going on." Even so, Julie was careful about making the lemonade, cleaning her hands with hand sanitizer, using a scoop for the bagged ice and keeping everything covered when it wasn't in use, Fife said. After 20 minutes, a "lady with a clipboard" came over and asked for their license. When Fife explained they didn't have one, the woman told them they would need to leave or possibly face a $500 fine. Surprised, Fife started to pack up. The people staffing the booths next to them encouraged the two to stay, telling them the inspectors had no right to kick them out of the neighborhood gathering. They also suggested that they give away the lemonade and accept donations instead and one of them made an announcement to the crowd to support the lemonade stand.
That's when business really picked up -- and two inspectors came back, Fife said. Julie started crying, while her mother packed up and others confronted the inspectors. "It was a very big scene," Fife said.

Editorial:(so they figure out a way to get around the "law" and they are bullied to shut it down. Don't you love our new government and how it operates?)

Technically, any lemonade stand -- even one on your front lawn -- must be licensed under state law, said Eric Pippert, the food-borne illness prevention program manager for the state's public health division. But county inspectors are unlikely to go after kids selling lemonade on their front lawn unless, he conceded, their front lawn happens to be on Alberta Street during Last Thursday. "When you go to a public event and set up shop, you're suddenly engaging in commerce," he said. "The fact that you're small-scale I don't think is relevant." Kawaguchi, who oversees the two county inspectors involved, said they must be fair and consistent in their monitoring, no matter the age of the person. "Our role is to protect the public," he said. The county's shutdown of the lemonade stand was publicized by Michael Franklin, the man at the booth next to Fife and her daughter. Franklin contributes to the Bottom Up Radio Network, an online anarchist site, and interviewed Fife for his show. Franklin is also organizing a "Lemonade Revolt" for Last Thursday in August. He's calling on anarchists, neighbors and others to come early for the event and grab space for lemonade stands on Alberta between Northeast 25th and Northeast 26th.

(probably the only time in my life I will support something a self-proclaimed anarchist does)

As for Julie, the 7-year-old still tells her mother "it was a bad day." When she complains about the health inspector, Fife reminds her that the woman was just doing her job. She also promised to help her try again -- at an upcoming neighborhood garage sale.

(No she was being a bitch, if I was her boss I'd fire her ass for being retarded and making a 7 year old girl feel miserable for doing NOTHING WRONG)

While Fife said she does see the need for some food safety regulation, she thinks the county went too far in trying to control events as unstructured as Last Thursday. "As far as Last Thursday is concerned, people know when they are coming there that it's more or less a free-for-all," she said. "It's gotten to the point where they need to be in all of our decisions. They don't trust us to make good choices on our own."

And as you know it's a habit of mine to check out the comments of these articles, here are a few...
I'm a liberal, and I think the shutdown was ridiculous. It's not a liberal-conservative thing; it's a common-sense vs. bureaucracy thing. I know that when I buy lemonade (or fresh-picked berries, or cookies) from the kids who set up stands in my neighborhood that I can't guarantee that everything's 100% sanitary, but I'm willing to take a slight risk. That's my choice, and I wouldn't sue the city if I got sick!

Any food cart that's more permanent than a three-hour event, or that handles meat or more complicated food -- they should be licensed. But temporary, kid-run lemonade stands? Sheesh.

Of course the conservative blabbermouths will have a field day setting up this shutdown as a false example of "liberal values" -- blah. Anyone who uses this thing as a reason to "vote Tea Party" -- which wants to restrict all sorts of things -- is deluded. Last Thursday is a pretty freewheeling liberal-hipster event, and the other booths wanted her to stay.


Kawaguchi is a PIECE OF GARBAGE. And all you liberals trying to rob a freaking 7 year old from making a little money. Go ask your 7 year old for $120 and it's like asking them for a million dollars. She was maybe going to make $50 or so and I guarantee her mom would have helped her spend it wisely.You can't even donate used toys anymore, or bring homemade cookies to school. What a shame. Let the little girl sell her lemonade.


With all these comments you'd think no one would agree with this moronic decision. Ah but you would be sadly wrong...

And some commenter restores sanity to the thread by laying this nice post down...

Another good response and another one here (I promise I'm done after this)
You are wrong. This is a story about the natural consequence of centralized planning. The consequences may be unintended but they are natural and unavoidable consequences none the less. Why do you hate freedom? Let people buy what they want from whom they want. If you want EXPERTS to make all your decisions let them but let the rest of us be responsible individuals.


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